Well.... It's Over....
For Now
Yep... Sport's Fans the Next Gardner, Kansas annual
Gathering of Eagles and
CIRCLE OF HONOR
( or Mud Pit of Shame )
Combat-Plank challenge for 2011 is history!!
Will YOU be ready for 2012?
(New: Rick Bennett's Black Widow Tune-up
Secrets unveiled. Click HERE)
BUT
FOR RIGHT NOW, WE HAVE RECEIVED AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE....
AN IN-YOUR-FACE CHALLENGE!!!!
Alaina Smith, Larry Smith's
daughter and Gene Smith's Grand-daughter of Culver Props/Valley Engineering is getting her
own combat plank and says she's ready
to open up a 55 gallon drum of Whup-Ass on anyone STUPID enough ( Now these are HER words..
not mine) to enter the Circle Of Honor against her at Gardner, 05. She says, and I
quote... "No grunting,
belching, drooling, unshaven, spitting, snorting, butt-scratching, disgusting, perverted,
flatulent, halitosis-afflicted, repulsive, obtuse, BOY with his testosterone
inflated ego is going to scare me out of the circle. I've made men cry before.. I CAN
DO IT AGAIN!! I LIKE DOING IT!! MAKING GROWN MEN CRY IS A LOT OF FUN!!! BRING'EM ON!!!
JUST REMEMBER... I TAKE NO PRISONERS!!"
( Dang.. Wheeeeeewww... Them smart-aleck college girls know some awful big jawbreaker
break-teeth words don'tcha know? I had to look some of them UP in the Big Book of
Words!! I'm pretty positive we've been insulted but I'm not real sure....)
Now.. come on guys... are we going to
let this little wet-behind-the-ears college girl beat a bunch of hairy-chested,
testosterone-dripping MEN!!!
"Snort"...
"Drool"... "Grunt" I THINK NOT!! "Spit"... "Belch"...
"Blast-of-Flatulence"
( Did you read all that above... She
called us BOYS!!! )
( Flatulent is it? That tears
it!!!...... NOW it's PERSONAL)
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Build Them
Planks!!!
( Have you got what it takes??... Read
Below )
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Now.... For all you guys with some hair on
your chests,
(or, All you Gals with hair on your
legs like someone whose name I won't mention.)
Yessir... Do you think you have what it takes? Are you're
tough enough to stand Toe-To-Toe, Eyeball-to-Eyeball, chest-to-chest, ego-to-ego and do
battle like the knights of old did way back there in them-there olden times when MEN
were MEN and WIMMEN were WIMMEN?
Are you? Huh???
We shall see.
If you think you have what it takes...
Then..... Gird Your Loins
( whatever in the hell THAT means.)
And Prepare To Enter
( drum roll please....)
THE CIRCLE OF HONOR!!
Taa Daa!!
History: The Combat Plank design has evolved into its
present configuration over several years. Designed by Mr. Rick Bennett, (Drives an
outstanding Nieuport 23.) it can take an enormous amount of damage and still come back for
more.
Rules: This basic design illustrated below must be used. No
BUILT UP wings are allowed. An 049 engine is the only one allowed. The Cox 049 engines are
the most popular with the Cox Golden Bee, Texaco and Black Widow being the engines of
choice. (The standard little Babe Bee 049s don't have large enough tanks for a real good
combat.) There's plenty of them available on Ebay. (Make sure you get the ones with metal
tanks. The plastic tanks on the new engines aren't worth spit!! ) The nylon tanks on
the 049 Norvel engines will take a lot more punishment.
The ribbon is composed of a 3' long piece of string
attached to a 6' X 1" crepe streamer which is tied to the outer vertical fin of the
plank.
The challenge? Cut the other guy's ribbon. ( It ain't easy.
)
Another Note: If you don't put some right
(out) thrust in the motor mount, you're going to have one REALLY SQUIRRELLY plane!!! Just
ask Dick Lemons!! He just about swallowed his plane once when it came into the circle and
aimed its screaming self right at him. In the
picture at the right, I've put in the right thrust by shimming the firewall with
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Plank details are below along with some links to places
where you can get U-control supplies.
Combat Plank List Of Materials:
1 piece of
1/8" balsa sheet 6" X 18"
( Or you can glue two 3" wide pieces together ) (This
makes the wing and twin rudders.) |
1 piece of
1/8" X 1 1/2" balsa.
(This makes the elevator.) |
1 - 1/2A bell
crank |
1 - 1/2A
control horn |
1/8" hobby
plywood for top and bottom of fuse and firewall |
6"
quarter-round molding. |
5 minute epoxy |
049 motor. |
Control handle
with 30 foot lines measured from the back of the handle to the clips on the ends. |
The above thumbnail views can
we viewed much larger by clicking on them.
Links
Brodak Hobby
supplies. ( good place to get 1/2 supplies )
Kitting
It Together. (another good place to get all kinda parts and supplies for 1/2A combat.)
Tornado
Model Airplane propellors.
Cox engine parts are available at:
800-451-0339 ( don't even try their web page.. No help there at all. And, DO NOT buy
a new Black Widow.. The tank's a piece of plastic crap and won't take any abuse at all. (
Get a metal tanked one off Ebay. )
Dandy Dick's Combat Plank
Box
24.5"( length) X 15.5"(width) X
12"(Height)
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